Some
ask, "Where is Big Pine Key?" Welcome to Big Pine Key.....
Some
ask, "Where is Big Pine Key?"
Well, Big Pine is just about anywhere you want it to be. We've heard that it's in the state of confusion, the state of desperation, even the state of happiness, but it's really a state of mind. For those of us who reside here in Big Pine Key, everyday is a holiday, every meal is a banquet, the skies are clear and the temperature is always 75.
So,
if you're in the mood to get away, come on in, kick back and we'll pour you a
vacation. If you can't afford the airfare, we'll even put umbrellas in
your drink. Then you
can join us on the veranda of our
New Moon doublewide mobile home. We'll be telling lies and laughing while
we're waiting for our government check to arrive.
In Big Pine Key, the land time forgot, we're always in search of new ways to entertain ourselves.
We used to collect navel lint, but after we
got a 6 foot ball of that, the thrill of looking at everyone's stomach kind of
lost its appeal so we sought more exciting adventures.
Click on any of the following
items for an all expense paid ticket on the Big Pine Key Adventure Tour Bus 
that
will take us on a fast paced
cruise to the spots we visited during our journeys.
Simple, yet sofisticated, Big Pine Key at play:
a) Wanna see some in-car track video from Carolinas Motorsports Park? Click here to see it....(updated 3/06)
b) Wanna see in-car track video from Virginia International Raceway? Click here to find out....(updated 4/06)
c) Wanna go to Barber Motorsports Park in Birmingham, Alabama? Click here for the trip....(updated 10/06)
d) Wanna see some in-car track video from Road Atlanta? Click here for a quick tour.....(updated 3/06)
e) Wanna see some in-car track video from Roebling Road Racetrack in Savannah, Georgia? Click here..and away we go....(updated 3/06)
f) Here we go on a trip to New York City.... well, maybe not New York City, but Watkins Glen, New York. Click here for the trip...(updated 7/05)
g) You wanna go racin'? Well here we go! Big Pine Key Motorsports goes to race school and enters its first race. Click here for the race...(updated 9/05)
h) Here's another most wonderful adventure, but this time we went to Mid Ohio Sports Car Course in Lexington, Ohio. I have no idea where this is, but it's a long way from the doublewide here at Big Pine Key. After consulting with Rand McNally, we discovered it's about 60 miles from the Cleveland area. Click here for details about the trip.....(updated 9/06)
Alert! Alert!!! We got a new Racecar!!!! The Big Pine Key Motorsports race team management decided to buy a racecar. At the end of the November they had us go out and buy one, click here to see it. (updated 1/07)
Click here to see the 2008 track schedule!
Ever been to Italy? Wanna go? Then click here for a virtual tour of the Scuderia Ferrari....
Click here to Email the Mayor of Big Pine Key.